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Having endured the ever-popular habit of hovering in almost every public toilet situation, I can only applaud the appearance of products to encourage alternate hygiene solutions among the female population. Whether this be at live shows, clubs, restaurants, or your average shopping mall, the Whiz and the Go Bag (which made their appearance at Glastonbury) can only mean that a hoverer-contaminated seat is a thing of the icky past. And if we should be so lucky, maybe word will get out to the guilty parties.

Which brings to mind a joke I heard in college a long, long time ago:

Student A (all students being women):
My mama taught me to always wash my hands after peeing.
Student B: My mama taught me to always wash my hands after having a number 2 (this college being in the South and polite)
Student C: My mama taught me to never pee and have a number 2 on my hands.

Student C must be the one peeing and having the number 2 all over public toilet seats, although logically, we can’t rule out Students A or B.